Men: We can't live without them, but how do we live with them?

Oh my frickin God. Men! So many awful thoughts just pop into my head when that word is said. Go one step further and say Husband - I say why the F- did I ever get married. Men are like little boys. They need everything done for them. And do you ever think they can lift a finger and help?? Hell no. It's like pulling teeth. I was told today that I was crabby when I clean. A) Do I like cleaning? No. B) Well if you would just help instead of sitting on your ass, it would be alot better. C) Well if you just picked up your shit, we - I mean I - wouldn't have to clean. So learn! I'm not your mother, maid or bitch. I am your wife, we live together so HELP!!!!!

And driving with them is like - oh I don't know, I can't describe it. Do all men drive alike? I asked my husband the last time he had a heart attack when I drove. He mentioned 4 years ago when I crashed his car because he didn't want to drive. I said, now ask me. He did. I replied - about 2 seconds ago. He doesn't pay attention. Its drive fast, slam on the breaks. Wait until the last second to switch lanes. See a yellow light a mile away, drive faster and hopefully we can make that same yellow light. Really? I told him that if we ever get pregnant, I'll only drive with him when I'm 9 months along so that I'll go into labor. And if we ever have kids, he won't ever drive with them. Yep, I'll be the full time driver, not a fan, but for my sake, I will.

And they say that women are indecisive. What about guys? They're just as bad. The convo today about lunch. He asks me, I say I don't know. So I ask him, he says I don't know. And it's like that for everything. I like sitting at home doing nothing, he knows that. He wants to go out, so he asks me. I say, I'm fine sitting here. He's not, but he doesn't know what he wants to do and he gets mad at me because I don't want to go out, but say I will if he ever decides what to do. Figure it out before you ask!!!!

Oh and back to cleaning. He's all proud of himself because he helped with 1 little room so he thinks that he shouldn't have to help. And he tells me when I need help to ask, so I do. But he still won't help. His response, I cleaned the desk. Well good for you, you sat on your ass and watched the baseball game on the computer. But you can still help me in the kitchen. He says that he's cleaned it before - I say what 2 months ago? I keep telling him I'm going to label the dishes with C's and A's. One set for me and one set for him. And when he's out, I wonder what he would do? I think I'm going to do it. I need a good laugh. What would he do if I did that? Now I need to find out...