Attack of the Horribly Bad Drivers

So this weekend my husband's parents came to visit. We ended up taking a little road trip, which made me see where my husband gets his bad driving from - his father. I thought we were going to die and all I could think about was For the Love of God slow down, drive better. I told my husband before we even left that I didn't want to go cause I knew how bad the driving would be and I would end up getting car sick. Sad, I know, I'm 25 and still get car sick when someone drives awful. But this all got me thinking about bad annoying habits that other drivers have. So here's a list of the ones that bother me the most!

1) Not using the blinker. For the Love of God!!All you need to move your finger an inch at the most. Flip up or down - that's it. So easy.

2) As soon as the light turns green, people start honking at you to go. What is up with that? Why would I want to go when cars going the other way are running red lights? If only they could see what I saw at the light.

3) Cars that ride your ass. One day when I'm so pissed off with this, I'm going to slam my breaks on just so that they hit me and I can sue the hell out of them. There is a reason why the 3 second rule was invented! I guess they just want to help me purchase a new car and I'm down for that!

4) Cars that go below the speed limit. There is a reason why it says 65 mph on the frickin sign! And it's always old people or people in shitty cars. And they play that stupid game, you go to pass and they speed up. Stop that! I want to go around you for a reason!

5) Cars that go way over the limit. Slow down. I always tell my husband I don't want to die today. And watching Speeders lets me know that cops do give tickets for going 10 mph over the speed limit. One day I would love for my husband to get a ticket for speeding. Maybe he'll slow down - but I doubt that.

6) Cell phone texters. For the love of God get off your phone and pay attention. This, in my opinion is the stupidest thing ever. My sister told me that she can text without looking at the phone, but can you read without looking at the phone? I don't think so.

7) DVD watching kids. It's not bad for the kids, but it is bad for the drivers behind this vehicle. I've caught myself watching the video with them. And all I can say is "What the F? I don't even pay attention. They need to make darker back window so other drivers can't see what's going on but you can still see out of.

8) People smoking weed in the car. Jesus Christ! Pull over and pack your bowl. You get so distracted by it you have no idea what's going on around you. Why are you even smoking pot in the car to begin with?

9) Eating burgers or other messy food. How many accidents has this caused. You spill you so you gotta clean it up. You look down, boom - accident. Eat fries or something that can't spill on you.

10) Other people on the road with me. I'm starting to think I'm the only one that can drive. So stay off the road while I'm on it, I want to live today.

I wanted to end with 10, but I just thought of one more.

11) Teenage drivers. You guys suck at driving. I once rode with my sister, I wanted to cry. Last time I've done that. I hope I don't need to do it again. It was scary. You have no idea what you're doing, so stay off until you've mastered. You think you're so good, but you SUCK!

That's it for now. I'm sure there are other types of drivers that piss me off and I'll find them!