Messed up families!

So everybody thinks they have a screwed up family.  I agree, nobody's is perfect. Everybody has the crazy siblings, well hated aunts and in-laws they can't stand.  

My family fits that category well.  My mom, she's crazy.  Really she is.  At one time she was writing to her counselor pretending to be my younger sisters.  I couldn't believe it.  She said my dad abused her but she wouldn't show anyone the marks.  She said if anything happened to her, she wanted my sisters to live with some member of her church instead of their father or other siblings.  She thinks she does nothing wrong.  When we were planning our wedding, she made it so difficult.  Note:  If you think your mom is crazy, she probably is.  If you're planning on getting married, don't get her involved.  Example:  I was going home to do wedding planning, she had known about this day for months.  You know what she does?  She plans to go to court on this day to sue someone.  For the love of God!  This was supposed to be my day.  And then she was so uncooperative.  It was a day of hell.

My older sister is funny.  She doesn't have much of a social life.  Not saying that I do, but I at least get out.  She lives 2 hours away from home.  Every weekend she makes the 2 hour drive there so she can spend time with my mom.  And she sits at home all weekend.  My mom got so annoyed with her, she now has to go to adult Sunday school.  And one time she went on a date, at the end, she shook a guys hand at the end!!!! For the love of God! Who does that??  Needless to say, they never went out again.  And she can't find anyone on her own.  She was her only friend try and  hook her up with people.  I don't think she's ever had a second date!  And she tries to be momma.  She drives me so crazy!  She talks to everyone like they're 5 years old.  I'm 25!!! Stop talking to me like I'm your student!  

Now my aunt. She's a bitch.  I really don't like her.  She even made my life hell during my wedding planning.  I asked her to help me look for a piano player, but she took it as book someone.  Well she never got back to me, so we booked someone else.  So we were double booked.  She didn't understand what happened when we tried to explain what was going on.  Instead of getting it, she made a big deal out of it, called my in-laws yelled at them and made their life hell.  Needless to say, they don't like her either.  So instead of getting us a gift, she paid the piano player and said that was our gift.  She wanted us to pay for it!  It was her mistake.  But she won't take responsibility for it.  She's dumb.  I'm never talking to her again.  I don't have to.  I won't either.  I can be stubborn too!

I could go on and on, but won't.  I need to save other members for later!