Lifestyles Of The Stupid And Lazy

OK, so I'm going to try this whole blogging thing. Never really cared to do it until yesterday, when I met some really lazy and stupid people. You never realize how stupid and lazy they are until they do something that makes you go WTF? Maybe to get the gist of the whole story I'm about to tell, I gotta tell you what I do for a living. I'm the bitch at small little company and whenever someone doesn't want to do something, they call me to come and do it. I have to go cause I'm at the bottom of the mother f-in totem pole.

Here goes. So yesterday, I knew right away when I got to work that it was going to be a day. The kind of day that you regret getting up in the morning cause you know it's going to suck. It's not even 8:15 am and I already knew this. Well, I start working, I'm doing my thing, and I get up and walk back to put a file away and this girl goes, "I've been looking all over for you!" My thought was that I've been here in my office the whole morning, where else would I be? She goes on, "My mug is dirty so I can't drink my coffee, could you please start the dishwasher?" My thought? Wash it - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! So to be pleasant, I started the dishwasher since she was too incompetent to wash her mug. After I did that, to drive the point home, I sent her a message saying that were other mugs that she could use. She actually took the time and called to say that she didn't want to do that in case she took somebody else's mug. I then flat out said, "Well you could wash your own. There is a sponge and soap."  Maybe next time she will, but probably not since she's stupid and lazy...

My boss then comes to me and says that my coworker who I will call "Madonna" sent her an email saying that there were some papers that she put in the filing section with stickies on it saying where they were to go and that they needed to be filed. My thought? If you know where it goes, put it there yourself - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! It would save all of us time if you just did it yourself. You would have the papers, you wouldn't have to wait on them, and I could get some work done since my work continually piles up with tasks from these people. Think she will ever figure that out to put it away herself? Probably not, since she's stupid and lazy.

After that incident, I spent the rest of the morning looking for a new job.

Finally, I scanned a file and accidentally missed a page. Another coworker who I will call "Blondie" comes to me and points out my mistake. Not a problem, except she takes it out from where it was supposed to go, meaning I have no idea where it went in the first place. You know what would have solved the problem? If she would have scanned the page herself and put it were it was supposed to go - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! But nope, of course. You know why she didn't. A) she's blonde and probably doesn't know how to use her scanner and B) she's stupid and lazy.

After a day like that, I had to get home. And because of these three stupid and lazy people, I started smoking again to calm my nerves. If I get cancer, I'm suing them all!!!!