Oh My

So I realize its been awhile since I blogged and so much as changed. Lets see, the last time we left off it was my birthday and how I didn't receive a single phone call from anyone in my family. And since then, lets see I'm now pregnant and my family still isn't talking to me. Why?? I'm to the point where I don't really care anymore. If they don't want to be in my life or my son's (its going to be a boy), so be it. I know my baby will be loved by me, my husband, his family and tons of friends. And from all of this, I found people more stubborn than me. Oh and what makes this all the funnier (I know it's not a word), is that no one is talking to me because my mom told them not to. What a bitch! But anyways, my sister in law saw me on facebook one day and so we chatted and we've chatted a few more times since then, and the other day she commented on my status. My oldest sister saw this and told on her! Can you believe it? I can actually. She's one of those people who needs to be a tattle-tale and be mommas favorite. Whatever, we all know that she's going to be a lonely old lady who only has her cats because no one will want to date her because she needs to see her momma every weekend or else she cries! Yes she does. She's f-ing 30 years old and still cries if she can't go home and see her momma. What a loser!!!

Oh and lets see, Thanksgiving happened last week and we weren't invited to my families Thanksgiving. I wonder if any of them know why? What made the situation funny was that I ran into my cousin in a mall. Of all places in such a big city, it is a small world. I wonder how their thanksgiving was. I know mine was great. I saw tons of people who were so happy for us. And I know if I would have seen my family, I would have to take hours of therapy. These last 4 months have been great. My relationship with my husband has never been greater, my job is wonderful, my relationship with my in-laws have improved and I'm having a baby. I love my life!

Happy Birthday to Me

So it's my birthday and it started off okay and then got shitty. Why? My mother fing family. Did one of them call?? Hell no. WTF? And why? Because my mother is a bitch and they're all too scared to call? Honestly what kind of family is that? In my opinion not a great one or even an okay one. I got more Happy Birthdays at work on on facebook then my own family gave me. And its sad when communication comes down to texting. I was starting to think my phone didn't accept incoming phone calls, but I got a call from my father-in-law. Yes, my father in law called and wished my a happy birthday, but did my own mother? Nope. As I always say, Karma is a bitch. Just wait.

And on a lighter note. I finally got a job!! Not temp work, but a real full time offer working where the temp place put me. Someone got fired, so I got hired! Ha Ha! Good for me.

Men: We can't live without them, but how do we live with them?

Oh my frickin God. Men! So many awful thoughts just pop into my head when that word is said. Go one step further and say Husband - I say why the F- did I ever get married. Men are like little boys. They need everything done for them. And do you ever think they can lift a finger and help?? Hell no. It's like pulling teeth. I was told today that I was crabby when I clean. A) Do I like cleaning? No. B) Well if you would just help instead of sitting on your ass, it would be alot better. C) Well if you just picked up your shit, we - I mean I - wouldn't have to clean. So learn! I'm not your mother, maid or bitch. I am your wife, we live together so HELP!!!!!

And driving with them is like - oh I don't know, I can't describe it. Do all men drive alike? I asked my husband the last time he had a heart attack when I drove. He mentioned 4 years ago when I crashed his car because he didn't want to drive. I said, now ask me. He did. I replied - about 2 seconds ago. He doesn't pay attention. Its drive fast, slam on the breaks. Wait until the last second to switch lanes. See a yellow light a mile away, drive faster and hopefully we can make that same yellow light. Really? I told him that if we ever get pregnant, I'll only drive with him when I'm 9 months along so that I'll go into labor. And if we ever have kids, he won't ever drive with them. Yep, I'll be the full time driver, not a fan, but for my sake, I will.

And they say that women are indecisive. What about guys? They're just as bad. The convo today about lunch. He asks me, I say I don't know. So I ask him, he says I don't know. And it's like that for everything. I like sitting at home doing nothing, he knows that. He wants to go out, so he asks me. I say, I'm fine sitting here. He's not, but he doesn't know what he wants to do and he gets mad at me because I don't want to go out, but say I will if he ever decides what to do. Figure it out before you ask!!!!

Oh and back to cleaning. He's all proud of himself because he helped with 1 little room so he thinks that he shouldn't have to help. And he tells me when I need help to ask, so I do. But he still won't help. His response, I cleaned the desk. Well good for you, you sat on your ass and watched the baseball game on the computer. But you can still help me in the kitchen. He says that he's cleaned it before - I say what 2 months ago? I keep telling him I'm going to label the dishes with C's and A's. One set for me and one set for him. And when he's out, I wonder what he would do? I think I'm going to do it. I need a good laugh. What would he do if I did that? Now I need to find out...

Vegas Baby

So I went to Vegas for the first time a few weeks ago and boy was it something else. I don't think I've drank that much in a long time. With every meal it was a cocktail. At every show we went to it was a cocktail. People were walking down the street with alcohol. It was crazy. But fun. But I gotta tell you about this tramp. That's what she was a tramp. So we went to a show, and it was at the Venician, and we could see Circus Circus from the casino/hotel so we thought we would walk there. Now if you've been to Vegas you know how long it takes to walk a block, if you haven't let me tell you. Each block is probably a mile, well not really but its a big ass block. So we walk and walk and walk and walk. We can see it, its getting closer but not really. So it took us probably 30 - 45 minutes to walk there and we get to Circus Circus. Now if you've never been there, DO NOT EVER GO THERE!!! Its so gross. My husband loves arcades, but this one even he hated. It was so smokey, crowed, gross, smokey, gross and full of children. Children were every where. So many of them. I was so stressed out... but anyways....

He plays his game, looses to a 8 year old girl mind you and we leave. Thank God. I felt so sick sitting on the carousel bar that actually went in a circle. Normally I like them, but this one hung over an edge and I couldn't get a drink cause I didn't have any money on me...It was a sad moment. OK so them we leave. And I see these two girl and all I could say "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD put on some mother f-ing clothes!!!!" Her ass hung out of her dress - yeah it didn't cover the ass, her friends boobs where falling out of her dress. I told my husband to take of his shirt and give it to them so that they good cover up. I was so embarrassed for them. It was the grossest thing I saw besides Circus Circus. I wish I had a picture so that you could see what I mean. It's an image I can't get out of my head and I want it out so badly. Hopefully someday it will leave.

The good thing about the trip, I won $176.00, enough to pay for the hotel and didn't spend a dime of my own. I also saw two amazing shows. You gotta see Jersey Boys and Love. They were so, well words can't describe them. Just go see them. But that's about it. We walked and walked, drank our livers out and had a blast. I don't think I'll go back for a while. It's too crowed and loud. I like my peace and quiet.

New Job

Wow! I guess it has been a while since I last posted. But hey what can I do about it? Nothing at this point. So the past month has be hell and I mean hell. I got tired of sitting around doing nothing so I went and applied for some temp work. Word of advice, if you've never done temp work, don't do it. Its awful. I've been stuck on this electric company doing crap a 5 year old do as long as they can count. Yep. I spend all day putting stuff in numeric order. Someone asked me if it's better than sitting at home and I said no. At least at home I can smoke when I want, drink if I want and even go to the bathroom when I want. The people are great, but the work itself sucks. And the temp agency sucks. I have an interview tomorrow and they're pissed about it. They told me that I couldn't go on it. F them. I'm going! You think I want to work for your temp agency? Hell no!!! I'm so mad. Now the only problem with this is, I don't know if I can collect unemployment or not. I hope so. With unemployment I can stay home again. But if I can't, I guess I'll have to go back to the work force. And I don't want to...I whine about it alot. But so far it hasn't done me a bit of good. Or wait has it? My husband thinks that my time might be better spent at home so the house will be cleaned, laundry done, dinner made...I agree I should do that instead of working for a bitch ass company. Let's hope I don't have to go back...

Since I've worked at the temp job for a whole one week, I realize how good my other job was. It was clean, no one swearing on the phone, a updated computer system, it was paperless, a good phone system, and did I mention clean??? God this place needs a paint job, a reception desk, a paint job, new employees, updated everything oh and a paint job. Its ugly. I hate it. I feel gross when I walk in there. Ick. I want to redecorate it, but that's not my job but I would be happy to give them the tip to paint. A fresh coat of paint goes a long way...

And it continues...

Still bored and still unemployed.  But I'm looking real hard for a job.  I think next I'll go and oh I forgot the word, you know oh yeah it apply for a job at like Target, Ralph's, Walgreens.  Just something to get out of this box I'm living in.  My husband told me last night that I really need to get out, he says I'm getting cabin fever.  That I don't agree with.  I think I'm coming to terms with what's going on around me.  Oh and there is an argument going on in the parking lot.  That's been my entertainment for the day.  Yep, what a lonely day.  Oh and then there is farmtown.  I admit I have a problem.  I'm so addicted.  I dream of my crops and woke up mad at my dead grandma because she didn't take care of my crops.  And this morning, I replowed them so there wouldn't be a space between the fields.  More field = more money.  More Money = the mansion I want to get. But i need the points to move up, not just the money.  I finally got to level 10 or 11 today.  Yep I've moved up at least 4 levels in the past 3 days - if not more.  Farmtown has taken over my life.  I stay up late to help people harvest, I won't go to bed until my fields are in order.  I get up early to check on my fields.  Farmtown as consumed my life.  I was hoping for a day where I wouldn't have to go on the check my fields, but nope, it's not possible.  Tomorrow at 2 pm, my tomatoes, potatoes and rice will all be ready.  And I think on Sunday, I won't have to go on.  But I will because I'll be paranoid.  After taking care of this farm, I think I want to move to a farm.  It sounds and looks so fun.  But I need to remember - this is just a game.  Farming isn't this easy in real life.  The one good thing about farmtown is that I can interact with people.  Some of those people are older and younger than I want, but beggars can't be choosers.  I need interaction.  I need communication.  And for the moment, Farmtown in taking care of that.  Until I get bored with it - it probably won't be that much longer.  I have a short attention span.  But what if I find a real job???  What will happen to my farm???  Will someone take care of it for me??? Will i need to find a new schedule for my farm or will it just become covered in dead plants???  Only time will tell.  So if you have facebook, play some Farmtown.  I'm sure we'll interact someday.  And we can even be buddies - you help me I help you.  

Bordem Strikes!!

I've been unemployed for a week and half and I'm going insane!!!  I've been so bored.  All I do is sit on facebook, play farm town, sort through my papers, get them all in order, look for jobs and try to keep my apartment clean.  The last is probably the hardest.  Anytime I get something clean, my hubby walks behind me and messes it all up.  I don't get it!  I clean he makes a mess.  And he wants me to do his laundry...I don't think so!  But in the end, I'll probably end up doing it since I have so much free time.  I hate this!  I can't wait to find a job!  I say that now, but will probably end up regretting it later.  I'm so bored I'm thinking of getting a part-time job just for something to do.  Oh my God - so bored.  So that's all I've been doing for the past week.  Not much fun - but I guess someone has to be unemployed - and to get paid for doing nothing is actually pretty sweet - until I go broke!

Messed up families!

So everybody thinks they have a screwed up family.  I agree, nobody's is perfect. Everybody has the crazy siblings, well hated aunts and in-laws they can't stand.  

My family fits that category well.  My mom, she's crazy.  Really she is.  At one time she was writing to her counselor pretending to be my younger sisters.  I couldn't believe it.  She said my dad abused her but she wouldn't show anyone the marks.  She said if anything happened to her, she wanted my sisters to live with some member of her church instead of their father or other siblings.  She thinks she does nothing wrong.  When we were planning our wedding, she made it so difficult.  Note:  If you think your mom is crazy, she probably is.  If you're planning on getting married, don't get her involved.  Example:  I was going home to do wedding planning, she had known about this day for months.  You know what she does?  She plans to go to court on this day to sue someone.  For the love of God!  This was supposed to be my day.  And then she was so uncooperative.  It was a day of hell.

My older sister is funny.  She doesn't have much of a social life.  Not saying that I do, but I at least get out.  She lives 2 hours away from home.  Every weekend she makes the 2 hour drive there so she can spend time with my mom.  And she sits at home all weekend.  My mom got so annoyed with her, she now has to go to adult Sunday school.  And one time she went on a date, at the end, she shook a guys hand at the end!!!! For the love of God! Who does that??  Needless to say, they never went out again.  And she can't find anyone on her own.  She was her only friend try and  hook her up with people.  I don't think she's ever had a second date!  And she tries to be momma.  She drives me so crazy!  She talks to everyone like they're 5 years old.  I'm 25!!! Stop talking to me like I'm your student!  

Now my aunt. She's a bitch.  I really don't like her.  She even made my life hell during my wedding planning.  I asked her to help me look for a piano player, but she took it as book someone.  Well she never got back to me, so we booked someone else.  So we were double booked.  She didn't understand what happened when we tried to explain what was going on.  Instead of getting it, she made a big deal out of it, called my in-laws yelled at them and made their life hell.  Needless to say, they don't like her either.  So instead of getting us a gift, she paid the piano player and said that was our gift.  She wanted us to pay for it!  It was her mistake.  But she won't take responsibility for it.  She's dumb.  I'm never talking to her again.  I don't have to.  I won't either.  I can be stubborn too!

I could go on and on, but won't.  I need to save other members for later!

Twilight

So when I was home, I watched  Twilight.  I must say it was crap.  I hated it.  It was nothing like the book.  I expected that because movies are never like the books, but still.  It was boring and so were the characters.  Everybody I know has loved the movie and the books, but nope not me.  It left out so many details.  It was not suspenseful at all.  At least with the Harry Potter movies, it follows certain story lines and they have to otherwise the movies would be 6 hours long.  Twilight should have been able to go into details, but they didn't.  It sucked. I'm so angry I spent 2 hours or so watching it.  I HATE TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crappy Butt Week

Oh my God!  What a week its been. So let me fill you in.  Last week was a living hell.  I worked (notice the ed)  at a CPA firm and last week was tax week.  I hoped everybody filed!  So I was working until 8 or so every night.  Then I Thursday I went to work for a usual day all excited cause I got a 5 day weekend.  And then I got laid off!!  For the Love of God.  I got told at 2:30 and I was supposed to leave at 3:30.  So I left work in tears, bawling my eyes out and my while being told this, my ex-boss says say something, and my reply "What am I supposed to say?"  And my thoughts were "you bitch.  You do this to me when I supposed to be leaving or a weekend."  So yeah I was pissed.  So I went home and did not have a good time.  I was stressed out thinking about what am I supposed to do, I have no job, very little money and tons of debt.  So it sucked.  And I didn't get to hang out with any of my friends, my dog is dying and I was annoyed.  All I wanted was to cuddle with someone.  Oh and on top, my allergies were acting up.  God it sucked.  So then I come home and the first thing my husband says is "Where is the game boy?  I've been dying to play."  WHAT?????  That's all you can say to me?  So I was pissed about that.  My apartment was a total mess.  He didn't clean up at all.  And I need to find a job.  Pretty Sh*tty if you ask me. The only good thing, is that my in-laws are helping us out.  And my mom is bitching about it cause "most people don't get help after they get married."  She's bitter cause no one will help her out.  She's always redoing the house.  Who would want to help her out.  Oh and I owe my mom some money.  I tell her I won't be able to pay her for awhile until I get back on my feet and she's pissed.  "I'll give you a month".  WTF????  She's crazy.  She really is.  So that's been my week.  It was rough.  And instead of looking for a job, I'm blogging.  I decided I need some time off...

Twilight vs. Harry Potter

So I am trying my hardest to read Twilight and I just don't get it.  I can't get myself to read it and be like those people who can't put it down.  But with the Harry Potter books, I was one of those people.  I stayed up late to read, read everywhere, made my husband read to me when we were moving and I was driving.  Now those are some great books.  Here's why I think Harry Potter is better than Twilight.

The main character.  Harry Potter is so much better than Bella whatever her last name is.  I connect with Harry and feel what he feels.  Where as with Bella, yeah don't care so much for her.  She's boring and loses my interest.  The only thing she has up on H.P. is her boyfriend.  I fell in love with him when he played Cedric Diggery in the movie.  With Harry's girlfriends - nothing to great.  

And the friends that they have.  Now I just finished book one one of Twilight, but it seems like Bella doesn't have any close friends - Just Edward.  But with HP - he's got some friends who like him for him not because he survived Lord Voldemort.  They do everything for him, including dropping out of school at the age of 17 to look for Voldemort.  Now those I consider friends.  Bella is a LOSER!!!

The place that they take place is better.  HP goes for the imagination.  Giffindorfs, Cantors, Giants, Goblins, different money, you name it they have it.  Twilight only has Vampires and warewolfs.  Come on Ms. Meyers, you can do better than that!  In HP, you get such a vivid picture of what she writes about.  You can actually see what she writes about.  In Twilight - yeah not so much.  Like I said, it kind of boring.  And if you're going to make stuff up, you might as well go the whole way.  Why stop with Vampires when there is so much other mythical creatures out there.

Now for the authors - Hands down, HP wins!!! She didn't stop writing a book because it was leaked on the Internet.  And she knows  how to write.  It's interesting - she knows how to capture an audience.  I don't see how people think Twilight is so good. The woman can't write!  She tries, but has come up short.  If things don't start getting interesting soon, I won't be able to go on.  

But for the record, I will keep trying the Twilight series.  And maybe my opinion will change, but I doubt that.   So when I finish I will revisit and give my full opinion!  Oh again, I apologize for grammar and spelling - I went to a public school!!!

What a week!

I will be so happy when the week is over!  I know it's only Sunday, but come Thursday afternoon it's VACATION!!  Now I'm not going anywhere special, just to Minnesota to visit my family who I haven't seen in 5 months, so I'm excited.  And after the past few weeks, I deserve a break.  

It started on Saturday when I was supposed to have date night with my hubby because I  haven't seen him in a long time, or so it seems.  We were supposed to go to Melting Pot, but he decides to invite another couple, who completely change the place.  Oh my god, I've been dying for that place and now I need to go out with people who I don't know and don't care to know.  So we go - I put up a fight like usual because it's supposed to be my night.  It turns out okay, but those are 3 hours of my life I will never get  back.  And for sitting in a restaurant for 3 hours, I mean that's a little crazy.  The only people who really talked was my husband and the wife of the other couple.  They work together.  So pretty pointless for me to be there.  But it finally ended and that was that.

And then the work week.  What a crappy week.  I was told I scanned to slow - or slower than last year.  How in the hell do they know???  They don't keep track, and they yelled at me.  And then I got a crazy eye infection.  That sucked.  It hurt.  And my co-workers made me cry because they're mean.  They expect me to do everything.  No one helps me out.  And they are stupid and lazy. Look for this, do this, scan faster, get the phone.  For the love of God, I'm only one person with two arms.  What more do you want from me??  Oh and blondy did something else stupid.  She didn't know how to delete a page from frickin Adobe.  How can you not know to click on the page you want deleted, click delete and say yes??  So she brings it to me.  I decide that they need Adobe trying and need to learn to use a scanner.  They drive me crazy.  And today was supposed to be my day off. I had to go back to the doctor, get my eye looked at, which is now 80% healed, and I took a nap.  And then at noon, my boss calls and says, we need you to come.  WTF?? I did only because today, tomorrow, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday is all overtime.  Plus "Queen Bee" was working and she's the laziest person I know, and "Granny" was working who can only do one thing at a time and gets worked up to fast, and then Dipsy was working, who can't ever slow down in life.  So I went it.  And after a long day, I finally got my Melting Pot cause it was date night.  But it was a crappy date night.  I was told, my door would be opened and I could order my $12.00 Margarita.  But not of that happened.  I had to drive, put gas in the car, freeze, and all of that crap.  And then I was hoping for a nice relaxing night after, but my hubby decides to go to bed on me - after he bitches that I haven't been around, hasn't seen me, yadda yadda yadda.  What a jerk!  Oh how I can't wait to go home, but I'm not sure how much fun it will be.  Babysitting, dance recitals, orchestra concerts, spending time with my family.  I'm going to be so worn out when I get back.  

And now that I finished this, I realized how boring it is, but I don't care.  I feel better.  Maybe I can come up with some better crap for next time!  Oh and I can't spell either...Damn, Life sucks!

Where do you think I'm from?

I'm at work the other day eating my lunch.  The guy next to me says "Mmm. That smells good, what is it?"  I reply "Taco Salad. We had tacos that other night, so I thought I'd have a salad with the left overs."  "Mrs. MIT Grad" then asks the stupidest question I think I've ever heard "Did they have tacos where you're from?"  For the Love of God, where do you think I'm from? is all that I can think.  "Yes" is all that I can say.  "Do they have a lot of taco places back there?"  "Not as many.  We have Taco Bell, Taco Johns.  But that's about it for fast food."  "No Chipotle?"  "Yes, but they're scattered.  Not on every corner like here."  

Okay.  So I'm from Minnesota.  Not Mars.  What place doesn't have tacos?  It's not a foreign food or anything.  You buy the mix in a packet and just stir it in with your meat.  That's it.  It's not like fried chicken or grits, which is pretty much a southern food. It's tacos!!!  And yes in Minnesota, there isn't a lot of taco places.  My favorite is Taco Johns.  I can't wait to go home and get me a taco salad with that yummy dressing.  So good.  Only a week and a half until I go home.  I'll be in heaven with that salad.  But no Taco John's in California. It's like the one place they don't have.  And so far nothing compares to Taco Johns. 

Well that was off the subject.  Back to another tale of work.  So I'm in the assembly room with a few other people and a co-worker has a bottle of water on the desk and someone spills it.  Instead of wiping it up he yells "'Dipsy', I spilt your  water!" and just stands there.  Oh my god.  She so needs to stop what she's doing and clean up the mess that the guy made!!!  Some people.

Right now at work, we've been so busy.  It's crazy.  So I'm working trying to get everything done and "Blondie" comes to me and say "I can't find this paper, have you seen it?  Someone took it out of "Madonna's" basket.  Could you please look for it?"  I reply, "Well, it would help if I knew what I would be looking for."  Blondie "An escrow sheet."  Me, "I will after I finish this."  So I go and look for it and I can't find it.  I tell her and she then has the nerve to tell me "I know.  I've already looked through those papers three times."  For the love of God!!! You took me away from my work to look for a paper you knew wasn't there???  She's dumb.  Don't really care for her.  But whatever.  That just made my day.  Some people...Stupid and lazy again...

Attack of the Horribly Bad Drivers

So this weekend my husband's parents came to visit. We ended up taking a little road trip, which made me see where my husband gets his bad driving from - his father. I thought we were going to die and all I could think about was For the Love of God slow down, drive better. I told my husband before we even left that I didn't want to go cause I knew how bad the driving would be and I would end up getting car sick. Sad, I know, I'm 25 and still get car sick when someone drives awful. But this all got me thinking about bad annoying habits that other drivers have. So here's a list of the ones that bother me the most!

1) Not using the blinker. For the Love of God!!All you need to move your finger an inch at the most. Flip up or down - that's it. So easy.

2) As soon as the light turns green, people start honking at you to go. What is up with that? Why would I want to go when cars going the other way are running red lights? If only they could see what I saw at the light.

3) Cars that ride your ass. One day when I'm so pissed off with this, I'm going to slam my breaks on just so that they hit me and I can sue the hell out of them. There is a reason why the 3 second rule was invented! I guess they just want to help me purchase a new car and I'm down for that!

4) Cars that go below the speed limit. There is a reason why it says 65 mph on the frickin sign! And it's always old people or people in shitty cars. And they play that stupid game, you go to pass and they speed up. Stop that! I want to go around you for a reason!

5) Cars that go way over the limit. Slow down. I always tell my husband I don't want to die today. And watching Speeders lets me know that cops do give tickets for going 10 mph over the speed limit. One day I would love for my husband to get a ticket for speeding. Maybe he'll slow down - but I doubt that.

6) Cell phone texters. For the love of God get off your phone and pay attention. This, in my opinion is the stupidest thing ever. My sister told me that she can text without looking at the phone, but can you read without looking at the phone? I don't think so.

7) DVD watching kids. It's not bad for the kids, but it is bad for the drivers behind this vehicle. I've caught myself watching the video with them. And all I can say is "What the F? I don't even pay attention. They need to make darker back window so other drivers can't see what's going on but you can still see out of.

8) People smoking weed in the car. Jesus Christ! Pull over and pack your bowl. You get so distracted by it you have no idea what's going on around you. Why are you even smoking pot in the car to begin with?

9) Eating burgers or other messy food. How many accidents has this caused. You spill you so you gotta clean it up. You look down, boom - accident. Eat fries or something that can't spill on you.

10) Other people on the road with me. I'm starting to think I'm the only one that can drive. So stay off the road while I'm on it, I want to live today.

I wanted to end with 10, but I just thought of one more.

11) Teenage drivers. You guys suck at driving. I once rode with my sister, I wanted to cry. Last time I've done that. I hope I don't need to do it again. It was scary. You have no idea what you're doing, so stay off until you've mastered. You think you're so good, but you SUCK!

That's it for now. I'm sure there are other types of drivers that piss me off and I'll find them!

Lifestyles Of The Stupid And Lazy

OK, so I'm going to try this whole blogging thing. Never really cared to do it until yesterday, when I met some really lazy and stupid people. You never realize how stupid and lazy they are until they do something that makes you go WTF? Maybe to get the gist of the whole story I'm about to tell, I gotta tell you what I do for a living. I'm the bitch at small little company and whenever someone doesn't want to do something, they call me to come and do it. I have to go cause I'm at the bottom of the mother f-in totem pole.

Here goes. So yesterday, I knew right away when I got to work that it was going to be a day. The kind of day that you regret getting up in the morning cause you know it's going to suck. It's not even 8:15 am and I already knew this. Well, I start working, I'm doing my thing, and I get up and walk back to put a file away and this girl goes, "I've been looking all over for you!" My thought was that I've been here in my office the whole morning, where else would I be? She goes on, "My mug is dirty so I can't drink my coffee, could you please start the dishwasher?" My thought? Wash it - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! So to be pleasant, I started the dishwasher since she was too incompetent to wash her mug. After I did that, to drive the point home, I sent her a message saying that were other mugs that she could use. She actually took the time and called to say that she didn't want to do that in case she took somebody else's mug. I then flat out said, "Well you could wash your own. There is a sponge and soap."  Maybe next time she will, but probably not since she's stupid and lazy...

My boss then comes to me and says that my coworker who I will call "Madonna" sent her an email saying that there were some papers that she put in the filing section with stickies on it saying where they were to go and that they needed to be filed. My thought? If you know where it goes, put it there yourself - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! It would save all of us time if you just did it yourself. You would have the papers, you wouldn't have to wait on them, and I could get some work done since my work continually piles up with tasks from these people. Think she will ever figure that out to put it away herself? Probably not, since she's stupid and lazy.

After that incident, I spent the rest of the morning looking for a new job.

Finally, I scanned a file and accidentally missed a page. Another coworker who I will call "Blondie" comes to me and points out my mistake. Not a problem, except she takes it out from where it was supposed to go, meaning I have no idea where it went in the first place. You know what would have solved the problem? If she would have scanned the page herself and put it were it was supposed to go - FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! But nope, of course. You know why she didn't. A) she's blonde and probably doesn't know how to use her scanner and B) she's stupid and lazy.

After a day like that, I had to get home. And because of these three stupid and lazy people, I started smoking again to calm my nerves. If I get cancer, I'm suing them all!!!!